i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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