walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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