But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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