he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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