Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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