scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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