Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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