I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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