This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His hands were made for my vagina.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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