He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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