Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
