I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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