everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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