That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
be right there i have to get my cape
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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