I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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