I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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