My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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