I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
