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So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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