You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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