I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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