Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
