Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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