Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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