Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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