I just made out with a guy for $7.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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