Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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