Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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