About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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