she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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