I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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