your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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