Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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