Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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