OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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