I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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