If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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