it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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