we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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