I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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