She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
