I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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