my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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