Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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