Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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