I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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