New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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