Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
