I must be too annoying 4 u.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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