i don't like sucking hair
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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