Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you traded sex for a burrito?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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