R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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