when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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