summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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