Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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