Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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